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Fan version of fightfive, do you want to be in the audience?

2021.12.01 05:49 Harryt7777 Fan version of fightfive, do you want to be in the audience?

Alright, mentioned it before, but for those unaware, commissioning a friend, to put me in the fight against Shiva, the entire fight one page at a time, why, because he hates the series, this is done as a prank.
With that said, of course the audience reactions are important in this series, now there are people who send in video comments on the lotus eaters political podcast, who I’m going to have in the audience, and people from my dojo in the audience, but as for randoms, well if you yourself want to be in the audience, feel free to tell me what you want to put in for quotes for the introduction and three different phases to this fight.
Introduction:
Heimdall introduces me to the arena as the greatest stamina tank of humanity, and the greatest defensive tank fighter, who trained just to spit in the face of everyone who told me I could not improve, just to prove them wrong, to the point of making the own new martial art, just to prove I could, most people from our time wouldn’t know of me, maybe future humans would know of me from the book I’m writing on martial arts training, but that’s about it, I would have a good physique, and I would take off my black belt and Gi top (gi = Japanese martial art training uniform) and toss them aside, to show my muscles, my Gi would have been ripped to shreds from training for years, which has started to happen in real life, and same for the built to a lesser extent, and I would have bags under my eyes like I have never slept correctly after obsessively training, drilling training moves in till the Sun rose, after going shirtless, I am given my volund Armour.
I would also absolutely refuse to show any respect to Shiva, because winning is important not honour, if I can win, I put humanity in the lead, Shiva’s death means his family and friends will be upset, my death puts humanity a step closer to extinction, I have no valid reason to respect Shiva at the start.
Phase 1 of fight:
Shiva dominates, he has four arms I have two, even when I throw some of my strongest attacks he can block it with all four arms, Being a tank type of fighter, speed blitzing to overpower his defences is out of the question, so I don’t get any hits in in phase 1, it stings his arms when he uses all 4 to block even my strongest attacks, but that is it.
There would also be quite a few girls from my past in the audience constantly hoping I die because I cheated on them, and dumped them after making them and their sisters and or friends shall we say kneel before me, all the same time, because I have flaws and I was an asshole in younger years, i’m going to say this from experience, just because it feels pleasurable in the short term to have three girls suck your balls and Dick at the same time, it doesn’t feel very full filling in the long run, it’s just instant gratification, and not worth it to cheat.
Phase 2 of the fight:
I have warmed up, as a result, I’m faster stronger and hit harder, I break off to his arms, and dominate, anyone who trained with me, told you not to doubt me, I had to warm up first.
Phase 2.5: I haven’t really decided yet to include this, but just a show of confidence, and thinking smart like Jack did, Debating on not including this part.
I have already have a Volund in the form of armour, but I pick up of the fallen arm and ask purely the question, “I wonder wouldn’t the bones of a God to be divine?” And of course they would be, so I peel back the muscles and skin on the arm of Shiva, and pull the forearm bone(s) out.
After this, not only do I have armour, technically I have a knife, Sharp broken bone shards, this turns into me slashing and stabbing at Shiva, before he disarms me, stabs into the gaps of my armour, before I disarm him, and it turns into a disarming contest, eventually I get tired and just break the bone shards because let’s get back to where we were.
Phase 3: Shiva’s enters its final form, at first it seems like the flight will go on forever but his body is burning away, he is missing an eye, and multiple ribs are broken, I have broken bones, the sweat is quite literally pouring out of my armour, and evaporating immediately, we both run at each other full speed ready for the final clash.
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